Following Directions 2

Zim had finally arrived at the base. "Hiya master!", Gir screamed from the sofa. "Aren't you supposed to be in Skool?", he asked. Zim only glared at him slightly

"No," was all Zim said before he walked down to the lab. Once fully there he went over to the giant computer screen.

"COMPUTER!", he yelled. His voice echoing off the walls of the lab. "Scan this electronic device. Then give me the tools required too fix it.", he ordered. To his surprise the computer didn't complain, but he knew that it was sure to come. A scanner came from the ceiling and hovered over the broken Game Slave. A blue light came out of it and rested above the G.S.

"This is a common gaming device know to the humans as a 'Game Slave'. It keeps humans entertained.", it said in a dry tone. Zim rolled his eyes.

"Zim knows what it is! Just give the tools I need to fix it.", he growled. The computer let out a soft groan, but did as it was told. The scanner went back into the ceiling, and in its place was a pinkish/reddish tool box. Just as Zim was about to take the box it went above him just out of his reach. "What?! What is this!", Zim screamed.

"I just want to-"

"What is this?!"

"I just want to kno-"

"What is this?!", Zim asked a third time unnecessarily loud. There was a slight pause between the two. Then a deep sigh was heard from the computer.

"Are you done yet?", it said impatiently. Zim started to hum in thought. He tapped his foot and looked at the screen. 

"Yeah, I guess so.", he said with a shrug. If the computer had eyes they would be rolling.

"Good. Now, all I want to know is, why are you fixing the human device?", Zim opened his mouth to speak but the computer talked over him. "I was going to wait till you started ranting about your plan and how glorious it is, but I decided to ask now. That way I won't be out if the loop."

"Well then Zim shall tell you my plan and all it's gloriousness!", he said with is fist in the air. "This is a side plan really, but a GREAT one none the less!"

"Yeah yeah! Just get on with it!", the computer said in an irritated tone. Zim glared at the computer screen. 

"As I was saying," he said giving the screen dirty looks."it's a revenge plan on the Dib-worm.", he spat out his name with hate. "You know what he did today? The nerve of the dirt child! You know what he told me, The Almighty Zim!?"

"No, and I don't care to know. But I'm sure you'll tell me anyway.", it said in a bored tone. Zim seemed to ignore him and continued. 

"He told me what to do! No one gives Zim commands!", he seemed to pause for a few seconds. "Well except for the Tallest, of course. But that's far from the subject.", Zim waved off the small subject. "The point is that a meat sack of a human can not tell Zim what to do! So to get back at him I am doing what he said not to do!"

"What did he tell you to do?", the computer asked not really caring.

"He told Zim to stay away from his dark sibling, the Gaz human.", he said in a deep tone. "So Zim shall spend as much time with her as possible. Gain her trust and make the Dib-filth watch. Yes I will have to spend time with a dirty earth child, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make!"

"What does the gaming counsel have to do with anything?", Zim rolled his eyes. He grunted slightly.

"I was getting to that!", he complained with his arms crossed. "You never let Zim finish.", he huffed. "The 'Game Slave' is very important to the human. So Zim will fix it and use it to earn her trust. That is only step one of the plan."

"What's step two?"

"Why do you ask so many questions!?", he groaned. "Never mind that! Give Zim the tool box now!", he order. He put his hands up in the air trying to reach the box. He started squeezing at the air waiting for the box to come.

The computer let go of the box and it landed directly on Zim's head. "Haha!", the computer laughed. Zim landed on the floor laying on his back. He slowly sat up rubbing his head.

"Ugh... Why does this keep happening to Zim?", he said with a groan. The computer stopped laughing.

"Wait, wait, wait, this happened to you more then once today?"

"Yes, why?", he got his answer when the computer started to laugh again. "Ha ha very funny," he said in a sarcastic tone as he got up from his stop on the floor. "Computer mute your voice box until I say otherwise.", it was a command it had to obey. Right away it was quiet, but Zim knew it was still laughing on the inside. He would deal with it later. Right now he was going Gaz's G.S.

He walked over to the G. S. with the tool box in hand. He opens the box and pulls out a pair of red goggles. Then he throws the box in a random place. It seems that all he really needed was the goggles, cause he had all the superior tools in his PAK.